The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 761 is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 2.528 billion Terrible Farming Nation 761ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Terrible Farming Nation 761ian economy, worth 108 trillion terrible monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,767 terrible monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible Farming Nation 761's national animal is the terrible animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terrible Farming Nation 761 is ranked 197,694^th in the world and 7,434^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.12 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.